TWELVE HOUSES

House of Libra. Lil’ Wayne [9/27]. The male Libra is really a woman in male clothing. Neo, Usher, Will Smith, even Snoop use their feminine sides as a calculated lure, much the way pimps dress in lace and cashmere. This dandy approach has two benefits: It appeals to a general female narcissism and draws the women ready to believe in the illusion. I leave you with one of my favorite scenes from “40 Year Old Virgin”:

“You seem really well-groomed and really put together.”

“I mean, look, dude. You think this was an accident?All of this right here? Premeditated, partner. You gotta highlight your attributes, like a diamond in the rough. You willing to make some sacrifices?”